The Honeymoon is over


The conservatives in America are going bat shit crazy; it's like watching a slow motion nervous breakdown at a 3 year old's birthday party at Chucky Cheese.
These supremacist fuckers had been in the drivers seat for so long, and dominating every facet of public policy so completely they have collectively forgotten how to hold their dick while urinating on the American public...and now their pissing on themselves.

They're covered in their own urine and quaking with indignant rage because a black man with an Arabic sounding name is in the white house.

Most rational people who walk on 2 legs do not share their hyperbolic hysteria.

Don't get me wrong, there are plenty of legitimate reasons to indict the Obama administration. The bailouts come to mind, followed closely by the complete failure of the Democratic party to push through any meaningful health care reform even with a filibuster proof majority. And of course Obamas failure to disown the Democratic party over this simpering sniveling bullshit.
Or perhaps the administration's continued
re-iteration of the defense of marriage act; and how ironic is that.

Our first minority president valiantly championing the discrimination of another minority group.

Sadly this may be the only policy decision that conservative scream-athons like the tea bagger movement may agree on. And here we have another irony...
A movement that has been roundly embraced by the anti-gay Republican majority, naming itself after the act of one man dangling their testicles into the mouth of another man possibly while unconscious.

Do ya think they knew what it meant? With the amount of Republican senators busted over the years for blowing male prostitutes in airport bathrooms I should say so.

But wait I say! Aside from this one mutually agreed upon legislation of second class citizenship would the conservative cabal actually sink their parasitic fangs into the corrupted marrow of party politics and press the attack to the high ground?

No such luck from the flag humping cave dwellers that crawled from the primordial soup of the Bush Jr. regime.

The same knuckle draggers that gleefully relegated anyone who questioned the official story of 9-11 to the tin foil hat crowd, now propagate the great Barack "Hussein" Obama panic. It seems to go something like this:

Barack Obama is a secret Muslim who was born in Kenya and went to school at a terrorist training camp where he embraced the tenants of Karl Marx. Low and behold his plan to be elected president of United States went into action only 40 years later with the help of the weather underground. Now with the executive branch at his finger tips his plan to spread Soviet style socialism and pull the plug on grandma will move into it's final phase...unless we stop him. The only legitimate resistance to his despotism is currently being organized solely on Fox news and AM radio, the last bastions of honest journalism.

Yea....it's gotten this bad.

Motherfuckers say he's an incompetent president and in the same breath they accuse him of engaging in a kind Machiavellian super villain plot, which in my opinion is beyond the Obama administrations ability. In fact there is only one man that comes to mind who could execute a plan so diabolical.....

Yea, Dick Cheney;
who's now releasing tapes to the media like Bin Laden used to do in the early Ot's.

Shit, the last time such an egregious conspiracy of treason was executed so fluidly was during the now canonized Reagan tenure. The Iran-Contra scandal.
I remember watching Oliver north on Fox news acting as a correspondent, questioning Obama's loyalty because he wouldn't wear a lapel flag and he had connections to Bill Ayers.

Well that's just knee slapping rectum clenching funny, this coming from a man actually convicted of treason against the United States. That's like Ted Bundy saying he wouldn't trust OJ Simpson around woman because he has a history of violent misogyny.

The same peck sniffing shit heels that defended the Bush administration over illegal wire taps, unconstitutional detainment of American citizens, surveillance of political opposition, real crazy police state shit have now turned on their hooves and convinced themselves they're fighting the great big brother gubment; after servicing it for the past 8 years on their knees, gagging on the hypocrisy.

It's enough to make you wanna knock up their daughters.

The political base that embraced the babbling vacuous spokes-bimbo Sarah Palin as the official voice of their grass roots movement. And called Rush "Oxycontin" Limbaugh the real representation of their philosophy; a drug addled AM radio pundit who's bigotry is only rivaled by his arrogance.

The fantasy prevailed that Rush and Sarah would mate in unholy union to produce a super mutant bible waving cracker baby messiah that would helm the crusading armies of blue collar righteousness against the Marxist hordes of tyranny.

The ultimate 2012 ticket.

But lets face it, for many of these neanderthals all this lunacy has nothing to do with policy or taxes or even the antiquated 20th century concept of socialism.

It's about white Christendom diminished stranglehold on the country, and now their collectively loosing their shit. Their lashing out, flailing wildly in free fall and scared to death the black man is coming to get'em.

This may have less to do directly with Obama and more to do with changing times, and conservatives had never been good with change.

Hell, it's even in the name; to conserve, to maintain the status quo.

I feel kind of funny defending the Obama administration from this hysteria because I despise the Democrats, even though I actually liked Obama at first.

After 8 years of president shit for brains he was like a breath of fresh air. He spoke in complete sentences. He seemed like the kind of guy who read a lot of books, big thick books that contained reasoned debates on constitutional law.

It felt re-assuring after 8 years of a president who seemed to have a reading list that alternated between the bible and highlights for children.

I remember my friend Scott saying to me that he wanted to vote for Obama but he knew that he was gonna have his heart broken, I felt the same way.

Well the honeymoon is over now and we're starting to realize that everything is fucked.

Rampant oppositism has now paralyzed the process on all sides.

Polarized party politics mires all, as wars still rage and the sick still die and houses are foreclosed and homelessness increases and people get drunker and stupider and meaner and stock pile ammo waiting for the next big Armageddon countdown.

We keep paying taxes, and voting on the options we're given and accepting the results as the inevitability of a system beyond repair and beneath contempt.

As long as we keep seeing the left vs. the right we'll never see that its the top vs. the bottom....and keep getting fleeced, trading our freedom for the illusion of safety

Welcome to 21st century America, an empire in decline.
It could be worse, at least your not peeing blood. 

© Shane "Scurvy" Spears